Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
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first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
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I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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