Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
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