i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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