it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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