After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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