If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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