I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
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i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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