If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
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its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
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He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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