I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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