i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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