I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
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at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
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Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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