After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
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I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
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We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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