Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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