That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
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You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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