We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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