Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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