whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
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you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
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i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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