is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I want her autograph on my taint
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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