so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
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Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
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3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
tell me about the eggs
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