well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
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The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I have post one night stand depression
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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