I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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