I think my fart just growled at me.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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