the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
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Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
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I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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