i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
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There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
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I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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