so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
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and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
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I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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