No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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