But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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