I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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