well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
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Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
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Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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