I can text with my tongue
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
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I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
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He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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