Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
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