No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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