you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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