My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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