I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
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I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
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Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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