Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
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I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
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I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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