every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
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I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
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I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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