love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
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i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
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