my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
