My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
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been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
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Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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