hell yes lets make some ravioli
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?