i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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