I hate all girls vehemently.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
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its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
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I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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