hell yes lets make some ravioli
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
my poor anus
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