Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
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he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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