So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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