Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
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I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
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Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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