So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
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I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
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I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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