You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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