Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
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I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
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She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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