you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
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shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
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Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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