But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
You were trust falling into bushes
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
