i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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