I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Randomize
