Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
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for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
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of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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